Me at my second Rodeo
Me: This ain't my first Rodeo
I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people
*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
Introvert: please don't talk to me dirty extrovert
Extrovert: [screaming like a chimp and throwing own faeces]
Introvert: I want to read Hemingway in peace!!
Extrovert: [smears shit across the wall shrieking]
why did God make me an angry crier….. How am I to drag a bitch if I can’t stop sniffling
(Source: studip)
