nosdrinker:

lord jesus give me the strength and patience to deal with people who don’t flush public toilets

sobersexting:

when tumblr wont let me load my dashboard

vivianvivisection:

“I’m gonna do it!” says the 18 year old white boy. He raids his stepfather’s closet, filled to the brim with golf polos, khaki shorts, chino pants that are too snug and cheap, stiff suits. He finds an ill-fitting deep blue button up from Merona, Target’s fancy brand he…

misskomaedachan:

落書き by asdfghjkl

(Source: soldiergame)

themgmtpolice:

it’s not “just a phase” mom

(Source: tibets)

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

(Source: marvelsmostwanted)

bongfucker:

anybody who uses this fake as fuck backwards smiley face (: bullshit can’t be trusted. proceed with extreme caution, shoot to kill if necessary 

pamelantern:

uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast

(Source: pamelabeesly-blog)